Joke Of The Day

a letter from akpos

Coming out of an Anointn servicelike this with the impactations of the Spirits, I was hungry & needed to eat, I rememberd I have only1k in my accout so I decided 2 used ATM.Aftr a long queue, I finally got to the machine, slotted my card & typd my pin,bt decidd 2 jst check balance 1st haven being under the anointing of dramatic turn around, the machine gave me my balance but I was confused besides bein really hungry & needed 2 withdraw dat my last 1k 2 eat with no hope of next money,I cancelled the transaction & inserted the card again,checked the balance & it was same thing, guess what I saw, 100,000.00, I couldnt I cudnt bliv it, bt it seems my divine turn around has started. I made a withdrawal of 20k, checked my balance & it was still same, I remembered the Widow of Zarephat, God is still the same, I made another withdrawal,my balance was still same, I ran out immediately, bought a Ghana must go bag, came back & started making my withdrawals, I filled up the Ghana must go & my balance was still same.God has just blessed me, as I carried the Bag to go home & bring another one, the next thing I heard was "wake up, wake up, you are sleeping in the service" gush!!! It was an Usher waking me from sleep while the sermon was going on.Wat shud i do? Give him a white slap?